ARE YOU FLIGHT FIT??????
Dar-One of my many long held beliefs is that no good can ever come from revealing your weight, age or the number of sexual partners in your past. However FINNAIR and other airlines are beginning to challenge that sacred philosophy by asking passengers to “voluntarily” step on a scale before they step onto a plane. It’s all about safety and balancing, airlines say.
Dor – I’d step on the scale, reveal the number of lovers I’ve had and gladly share my age with anyone who, as a result, will not propel me to a fiery death. Seems oddly fair. Now, if they asked me about politics – FORGET IT. I’ll take my chances.
DAR – Okay.So, how much DO you weigh?
DOR – It depends on where you’re flying me to, Darling!
Burning Daylight 
I’d let them know how much I hate every cell in Trump’s body and that I can’t believe how anyone could vote for a liar, cheat, father of five by three women, sexual predator, Hitler-loving, racist, fraud, con artist, stupid effing non-reader, dog-hating moron before I would step on a scale. And then I would step on a scale. I earned a pilot’s license years ago so any safety measure makes perfect sense to me.
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